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Things are about to get interesting... 

So with our new drummer, Jay, comfortably practiced in, we are looking forward to our upcoming releases and recordings and videos and, of course, gigs!

The next release isn't actually coming from us though. You might have all remembered that we were happy to be doing a collaboration with Hed PE. Well that track is now on it's way and being released by the Hed PE guys (well their label). You won't miss it - we'll probably flood the internet with the news when it finally drops, which is SOON!

After that, Jot Maxi, of Hactivist will be featuring on an upcoming track.

Hell, we're psyched up! I hope you are too. 

Asinine Music for the Solemn and Staid is out!! 

I told you new music was on its way. Our new EP is now out on all streaming and download platforms that are worth anything. It is called Asinine Music for the Solemn and Staid, which is a bit of a mouthful, but we like it and I promise we didn't name it this just to sound fancy - the name makes perfect sense. Check out this review (opens in new window) of it if you want to get some incite to it.

It's worth mentioning now that originally the EP was 5 songs, but it is now only 4. That's because Jahred Gomes of Hed PE is releasing the final song on an album of his later in the year so you'll have to wait for that one...seems like all we do is wait...

Something is on it's way 

Honestly. We have new material on the way. My eyes hurt from looking at the mixing screen on my computer all day and my fingers hurt from laying down more guitar tracks than I know what to do with. We are looking forward to showing it to everyone, but, we will only let you hear it when it's ready so just hang tight.

Why don't you remix your old stuff? 

This is a question that we have never been asked, so in response to this fabricated question we have remixed an old track for everyone. Who remembers Give Them Blood? It was one of our catchier tracks from our first EP release. What's that? You don't remember it? Well you had better go and listen to the first offering of TFCoT this instant over on our Spotify. It's okay, we'll wait for you to do that....

...right, so now you're back you can go and watch this epileptic feast for the eyes and ears, courtesy of our good friend Ryan Webb. Oh and if you didn't get the epileptic part then seriously...if you are, don't freakin' watch it as it will almost certainly give you a seizure.

As always, the internet, stay funky.

War Elephant 

Despite COVID, or perhaps in spite of COVID, we are still releasing music. War Elephant is the last track of Antiquity that is getting the full radio treatment so make sure you show your love to any radio station whenever you hear it. Remember that the whole album is out anyway on Spotify and Youtube so if you find yourself here when you haven't before, make sure you go and check out the whole album. 

Stay safe,


COVID sucks 

We all know it. COVID-19 sucks big time. We love all the front line workers that put themselves at risk so that the rest of us can feel safe. We can't really do anything to help them in any real sense, but we have put our time and efforts into this video/song/Adele remix thing. 


Stronger, harder, faster... 

It's radio plugging season folks! The first song we are pushing towards the radio stations is Between The Lines (track 6 of Antiquity - check the video out here) we've already had plenty of plays because the track is a freaking BEAST so well done to those stations who have got on the back of this catchy S.O.A.B. of a song and played it. 

We intend to release 3 songs total this year in the hopes of blasting as many people as possible with positive funk, rock and groove. Stay tuned to see what we will be releasing next. Or better yet, listen/watch the whole of Antiquity and tell us which song you would want to hear played on the radio station you listen to.


It's done, it's done, it's finally DONE! 

The whole story of Eddie is now complete with the release of the final (10th) part of our Antiquity Project. We hope you enjoyed all the crazy hallucinogenic monsters, the zombie killing, the clone sword fights and of course, the music. The whole album is on Spotify and the videos are all on Facebook and Youtube so make sure you watch them twice a day for a year! 

Thanks all. We enjoyed doing this. 

Antiquity awaits. 

You will all be pleased to hear that the conclusion to our little project will be released on 1st December. You will finally learn the truth of what the hell is going on and believe me, we did not see that coming and we bloody wrote the damn thing. The full album is available on Spotify, Amazon, Youtube or wherever you stream your music from. Thank you all for joining us on this experimental journey. We hope you enjoyed watching it as much as we enjoyed writing it!

Stay tuned for news on what we plan to do next! And on that note, we best get thinking....

Part 8 - Nobody gets out alive 

The next part in Antiquity is here, people. Eddie, our 'hero', gets confronted by the stark realisation of what the world has become, he is reminded of how he got there. Sounds quite serious and hell, maybe it is, but at least you get to here Matt do his camp voice.

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